I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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