How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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