no, he came in my armpit
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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