the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
so much tequila, so little girl.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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