I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
