I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
