In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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