Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it's not cheating when I paid for it
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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