what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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