yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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