Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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