Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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