what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she pinky promised me she was 18
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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