just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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