i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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