There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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