You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
