Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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