Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize