woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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