I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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