David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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