I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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