Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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