I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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