Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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