dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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