Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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