I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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