I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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