The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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