dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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