I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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