i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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