Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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