I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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