marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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