Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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