i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
soo... how was my night?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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