STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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