Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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