i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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