No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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