You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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