i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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