Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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