She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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