Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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