I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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