So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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