if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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