i don't like sucking hair
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also, beer. Big fan.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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