No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize