Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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