that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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