Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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