i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
