im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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