did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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